Total Medals Earned: 1,934 (From 355 different games.) Total Medal Score: 30,785 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 6/18 (60/400 points)
Defeat the Wolf Spider
Defeat the Moth
Defeat the Firefly
Defeat the Hornets
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat SYSTEM
Defeat the Praying Mantis
Defeat the Ants
Defeat the Rhino Beetle
Defeat Phantom
Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/205 points)
Get the bombs powerup
Get the laser
Slow down time
Make a match after three bounces
Played 100 times
Get to level 25 without getting bombs or a laser
Get to level 25 without using shields
Get 50,000 points within ten seconds
Get 40,000 points in one shot
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
What an entertaining pastime!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
No one can stop you!
Medals Earned: 7/11 (180/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 6/18 (55/480 points)
Discover the Nerd
Win the first level
Check out Alice's page
Check out MonoFlauta's page
Discover the Janitor
Complete level 10
Discover the Teacher
Discover the Bully
Complete all the levels with perfect score
Escape from School
Medals Earned: 6/18 (40/160 points)
Remember to wash your hands
Pick 20 locks
Break 30 Necks
"forget" to wash your hands
Complete 20 successful hacks
Detonate 30 C4
Obtain 100 items from vending machines
Detonate 10 landmines
Kill 50 Guards
Take 10,000 footsteps
Have enough time left to get a soda in The Getaway
Medals Earned: 6/7 (120/220 points)
Kill the first enemy.
Destroy all the bunnies.
Explode the big mean door.
Complete the game.
Die over 100 times.
Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.
Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.