Total Medals Earned: 1,934 (From 355 different games.) Total Medal Score: 30,785 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (35/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (25/175 points)
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Collect $40 during the story.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Medals Earned: 10/18 (385/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Find all 60 unique fails
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Get a total of 101 fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (125/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 4/13 (25/385 points)
Obtain the gun
Collect a coin
Murder an enemy
Beat the game
Kill all the enemies
Collect all the coins
Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins
Medals Earned: 3/15 (65/500 points)
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Equip 3 perks at once.
Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.
Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.
Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.
Steal a total of 20k candies.
Kill 50 bullies.
Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.
Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.
Take care of Mother...
Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.
Medals Earned: 14/30 (120/360 points)
Take the freeway exit.
Jump onto a moving vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.
Steal a police car.
Reach the fifth finish line.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Barely make the jump to another vehicle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy a vehicle.
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Reach the left-most finish line.
Reach the second finish line.
Reach the third finish line.
Reach the fourth finish line.
Reach the sixth finish line.
Reach the right-most finish line.
Take the exit from the oncoming lane!
Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Medals Earned: 6/21 (40/270 points)
Grind against another vehicle.
Jump onto another vehicle!
Drive on the oncoming lane for 500 points.
Enter Fury Mode.
Steal a speedboat.
Escape from the helicopter.
Jump between flying jet planes! Insane!!!
Hijack a jet plane?!
Steal a tank.
Drive on the oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Destroy another vehicle.
Destroy a tank (besides your own).
Drive on the oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Defeat the final boss and save humanity!